Types of Errors.

INTERNET ERROR CODES...!!!
Error 400 - Bad request.
Error 401 - unauthorized request.
Error 403 - forbidden.
Error 404 - Not found.
Error 500 -Internal error.
Error 501 - Not Implemented
Error 502 - Bad Gateway
Error 503 -Service unavailable.
Error 504 - Gateway Time-Out
Error 505 - HTTP Version not supported/ DNS Lookup Fail/unknown host
Error 500-599 - Server Errors.

How To Clean your RAM using Notepad

How To Clean your RAM using Notepad
Steps to Clean Your RAM Using Notepad:

Step 1: Open Notepad
Step 2: Type FreeMem=Space(10240000000)
Step 3: Save it as “CLEANER.VBS” in any location you like.
Step 4: You can edit the code and write 512 instead of 1024 if you own a 512mb RAM or change to anything you like.
Step 5: Run it !

After this final step your RAM will be free.

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" What happens on the web in 30 seconds ! "

    

-20,400 GB of global IP data
transferred.
-70+ BotNet Infections.
-12 New victims of identity theft.
-3+ New Wikipedia Articles published.
-102 Million Emails sent.
-700 new Mobile Users.
-25.000 App downloads.
-$45,000 sales on Amazon.
-31,141 hours of music played on Pandora.
-55+ New linked in
Accounts.
-Over 10 Millions photo.
-Views, 3500+ Photo
uploads on Flickr.
-165 + New Twitter
accounts, 50,000+ New Tweets.
-150,000 Facebook Log ins.
3M+ Facebook Views ,
350,000 Status update,
40,000+ Wall posts,

HOW TO MAKE FOLDER PASSWORD PROTECTED AND INVISIBLE

HOW TO MAKE FOLDER PASSWORD PROTECTED AND INVISIBLE

Well here is a way to do that. In this section I will show you how to make a password protected folder in Windows XP, Vista without using any additional software. Following is the step by step procedure to create a password protected folder.

STEP-1: Create a new folder (Right-click -> New -> Folder) and give it any name of your choice. For instance you name it as HME.

STEP-2: Now place all the important files, documents or any other folder in this folder that you want to password protect.

STEP-3: Now Right-click on this folder (HME) and select the option Send To -> Compressed (zipped) Folder.

STEP-4: Now a new compressed zipped folder gets created next to folder (HME) with the same name.

STEP-5: Double-click on this compressed zipped folder and you should see your original folder (HME) there.

STEP-6: Now go to the File menu and select the option Add a password. ie: File -> Add a password

You will get small pop up window here. You can set your desired password. Once the password is set, It will ask for the password every time it is opened. Thus you have now created the password protected folder.

HOW TO MAKE IT INVISIBLE

STEP-1: Right-click on this password protected folder and click on Properties.

STEP-2: At the bottom select the option Hidden and press OK. Now your folder gets invisible.

STEP-3: In order to unhide this folder go to

My Computer – >Tools -> Folder options. Switch to View tab, scroll down and under Hidden files and folders you’ll see the following two options

Do not show hidden files and folders
Show hidden files and folders

Here you select the second option and press OK. Now the invisible folder becomes visible in it’s location. To access it you need the password. To make it invisible again repeat STEP-1 through STEP-3 and select the first option and click OK.

Now the folder becomes invisible once again.

IT jokes

കമ്പ്യൂട്ടര്‍ സാമഗ്രികള്‍ വില്‍ക്കുന്ന കടയിലേക്ക് കോപാകുലയായി കയറിച്ചെന്ന ഒരു കൊച്ചമ്മ കയ്യിലിരുന്ന "മൗസ് " സെയില്‍സ്മാന്റെ മുന്നിലേക്കിട്ടു കൊണ്ട് പറഞ്ഞു.

"ദാ ഇന്നലെ ഇവിടെ നിന്ന് വാങ്ങിയതാണ് , ഇത് ശരിയാം വിധം പ്രവര്‍ത്തിക്കുന്നില്ല."

സെയില്‍സ്മാന്‍ അതെടുത്ത് അവിടെയിരുന്ന ഒരു ലാപ്ടോപ്പില്‍ കണക്ട്ട് ചെയ്തു നോക്കി , മൗസ് പ്രവര്‍ത്തിക്കുന്നുണ്ടായിരുന്നു.
"എന്താണ് ഇതിനു കുഴപ്പം മാഡം?"
സെയില്‍സ് മാന്‍ വിനയാന്വിതനായി ചോദിച്ചു.
ഇത് കൊണ്ട് ഫയല്‍സ് "CUT & PASTE" ചെയ്യാന്‍ പറ്റുന്നില്ല. കൊച്ചമ്മ ചീറിക്കൊണ്ട് പറഞ്ഞു .
സെയില്‍സ് മാന്‍ ലാപ്ടോപ്പിലെ ഡസ്ക് ടോപ്പില്‍ നിന്നും ഒരു ഫയല്‍ CUT ചെയ്ത് മറ്റൊരു ഫോള്‍ഡറിലേക്ക് PASTE ചെയ്തു നോക്കി. അതും പറ്റുന്നുണ്ടായിരുന്നു.

"പറ്റുന്നുണ്ടല്ലോ മാഡം" സെയില്‍സ് മാന്‍ കൊച്ചമ്മക്ക് അതും ചെയ്തു കാണിച്ചു കൊടുത്തു.
"ഇങ്ങിനെചെയ്യുന്ന കാര്യമല്ല ഞാന്‍ പറഞ്ഞത് . എന്റെ ഭര്‍ത്താവിന്റെ ലാപ്പിലെ ഫയല്‍ CUT ചെയ്ത് എന്റെ ലാപ്പില്‍ PASTE ചെയ്യാന്‍ പറ്റുന്നില്ല." കൊച്ചമ്മ വിടാന്‍ ഭാവമില്ലായിരുന്നു.
സെയില്‍സ് മാന്‍ ഒരു നിമിഷം ചിന്തിച്ചു നിന്നു , എന്നിട്ട് ചോദിച്ചു : "മാഡം എന്താണ് ശരിക്കും ഉദ്ദേശിക്കുന്നത് എന്ന് വ്യക്തമായില്ല, ഒന്ന് കൂടെ പറഞ്ഞു തരാമോ?"
"താനിങ്ങോട്ടു മാറി നിന്നേ " കൊച്ചമ്മ സെയില്‍സ് മാന്റെ കയ്യില്‍ നിന്നും മൌസ് വാങ്ങിക്കൊണ്ട് റൈറ്റ് ക്ലിക്ക് ചെയ്ത് ആ ലാപ്ടോപ്പിന്റെ ഡസ്ക്ടോപ്പില്‍ നിന്നും ഒരു ഫയല്‍ CUT ചെയ്തു.
എന്നിട്ട് മെല്ലെ മൗസ് ലാപ്പില്‍ നിന്നും റിമൂവ് ചെയ്തു.
പിന്നെ അവിടെയിരുന്ന വേറൊരു ലാപ്പില്‍ മൌസ് കണക്ട്ട് ചെയ്തു.
എന്നിട്ട് റൈറ്റ് ക്ലിക്ക് ചെയ്തു കാണിച്ച് കൊണ്ട് പറഞ്ഞു : ഇപ്പൊ നോക്ക് എവിടെ PASTE ഓപ്ഷന്‍ !!!!!!?

സെയില്‍സ് മാന്‍ ബോധരഹിതനായി വീണു.

Different Technologies & Their Founders...

1. Google: Larry Page & Sergey Brin
2. Facebook: Mark Zuckerberg
3. Yahoo: David Filo & Jerry Yang
4. Twitter: Jack Dorsey & Dick Costolo
5. Internet: Tim Berners Lee
6. Linkdin: Reid Hoffman, Allen Blue & Koonstantin Guericke
7. Email: Shiva Ayyadurai
8. Gtalk: Richard Wah kan
9. Whats up: Laurel Kirtz
10. Hotmail: Sabeer Bhatia
11. Orkut: Buyukkokten
12. Wikipedia: Jimmy Wales
13. You tube: Steve Chen, Chad Hurley & Jawed Karim
14. Rediffmail: Ajit Balakrishnan
15. Nimbuzz: Martin Smink & Evert Jaap Lugt
16. Myspace: Chris Dewolfe & Tom Anderson
17. Ibibo: Ashish Kashyap
18. OLX: Alec Oxenford & Fabrice Grinda
19. Skype: Niklas Zennstrom,JanusFriis & Reid Hoffman
20. Opera: Jon Stephenson von Tetzchner & Geir lvarsoy
21. Mozilla Firefox: Dave Hyatt & Blake Ross
22. Blogger: Evan Willams

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CORE I3, CORE I5, CORE I7...??

--> Core i3:
* Entry level processor.
* 2-4 Cores
* 4 Threads
* Hyper-Threading ­ (efficient use of processor resources)
* 3-4 MB Cache
* 32 nm Silicon (less heat and energy)

-> Core i5:
* Mid range processor.
* 2-4 Cores
* 4 Threads
* Turbo Mode (turn off core if not used)
* Hyper-Threading ­ (efficient use of processor resources)
* 3-8 MB Cache
* 32-45 nm Silicon (less heat and energy)

-> Core i7:
* High end processor.
* 4 Cores
* 8 Threads
* Turbo Mode (turn off core if not used)
* Hyper-Threading ­ (efficient use of processor resources)
* 4-8 MB Cache
* 32-45 nm Silicon (less heat and energy)

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INNOVATION Li-Fi to replace Wi-Fi in China

INNOVATION
Li-Fi to replace Wi-Fi in China

Four computers can be connected to internet through one- watt LED bulb using light as a carrier instead of traditional radio frequencies, as in Wi-Fi, said Chi Nan, an information technology professor with Shanghai's Fudan University.
Chinese scientists have successfully developed a new cheaper way of getting connected to internet by using signals sent through light bulbs instead of radio frequencies as in 'Wi-Fi', a move expected to radically change process of online connectivity.

HOW TO MAKE SYMBOLS WITH KEYBOARD

Alt + 0153..... ™... trademark symbol
Alt + 0169.... ©.... copyright symbol
Alt + 0174..... ®....registered ­ trademark symbol
Alt + 0176 ...°......degre ­e symbol
Alt + 0177 ...±....plus-or ­-minus sign
Alt + 0182 ...¶.....paragr ­aph mark
Alt + 0190 ...¾....fractio ­n, three-fourths
Alt + 0215 ....×.....multi ­plication sign
Alt + 0162...¢....the ­ cent sign
Alt + 0161.....¡..... ­.upside down exclamation point
Alt + 0191.....¿..... ­upside down question mark
Alt + 1...........sm ­iley face
Alt + 2 ......☻.....bla ­ck smiley face
Alt + 15.....☼.....su ­n
Alt + 12......♀.....f ­emale sign
Alt + 11.....♂......m ­ale sign
Alt + 6.......♠.....s ­pade
Alt + 5.......♣...... ­Club
Alt + 3............. ­Heart
Alt + 4.......♦...... ­Diamond
Alt + 13......♪.....e ­ighth note
Alt + 14......♫...... ­beamed eighth note
Alt + 8721.... ∑.... N-ary summation (auto sum)
Alt + 251.....√.....s ­quare root check mark
Alt + 8236.....∞..... ­infinity
Alt + 24.......↑..... ­up arrow
Alt + 25......↓...... ­down arrow
Alt + 26.....→.....ri ­ght arrow
Alt + 27......←.....l ­eft arrow
Alt + 18.....↕......u ­p/down arrow
Alt + 29......↔...lef ­t right arrow
Alt + 0153..... ™... trademark symbol
Alt + 0169.... ©.... copyright symbol
Alt + 0174..... ®....registered ­ trademark symbol
Alt + 0176 ...°......degre ­e symbol
Alt + 0177 ...±....plus-or ­-minus sign
Alt + 0182 ...¶.....paragr ­aph mark
Alt + 0190 ...¾....fractio ­n, three-fourths
Alt + 0215 ....×.....multi ­plication sign
Alt + 0162...¢....the ­ cent sign
Alt + 0161.....¡..... ­.upside down exclamation point
Alt + 0191.....¿..... ­upside down question mark
Alt + 1...........sm ­iley face
Alt + 2 ......☻.....bla ­ck smiley face
Alt + 15.....☼.....su ­n
Alt + 12......♀.....f ­emale sign
Alt + 11.....♂......m ­ale sign
Alt + 6.......♠.....s ­pade
Alt + 5.......♣...... ­Club
Alt + 3............. ­Heart
Alt + 4.......♦...... ­Diamond
Alt + 13......♪.....e ­ighth note
Alt + 14......♫...... ­beamed eighth note
Alt + 8721.... ∑.... N-ary summation (auto sum)
Alt + 251.....√.....s ­quare root check mark
Alt + 8236.....∞..... ­infinity
Alt + 24.......↑..... ­up arrow
Alt + 25......↓...... ­down arrow
Alt + 26.....→.....ri ­ght arrow
Alt + 27......←.....l ­eft arrow
Alt + 18.....↕......u ­p/down arrow
Alt + 29......↔...lef ­t right arrow

There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS…

1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.

2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:
Just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.

6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.

7. VIRUS Girls :
These type of girls are normally called ‘WIFE’ once enters in your system don’t leave even after format.

How Do Engineering Teachers Complete Syllabus

How Do Engineering Teachers Complete Syllabus

Unit-1: This Is Just Introduction, No Need To Teach..

Unit-2: Very Easy Topic, You Can Study On Your Own.

Unit-3: This Has Already Been Discussed In Last Class.

Unit-4: This Topic Is Directly Given In Text Book As It Is, So I Don't Need To Teach It.

Unit-5:Now Who Is Ready To Give Presentation .. ??

5 INTERESTING features in Android KitKat

5 INTERESTING features in Android KitKat :-

(1) The new Phone (Dialer) app is now linked online with Google Maps. This means if your type Big Bazaar in Phone app (Not Search) and if that is not stored in your contacts then the Phone app will look for local Big Bazaar listing on Google Maps and return you their listed phone number which you can then dial.

(2) When you receive a call from any local businesses listed on Google Maps then their names will be displayed in Caller ID automatically.

(3) #Android #KitKat has a native SCREEN RECORDING app. Now this will help greatly to record all your steps as MP4 video and save it in the device itself. So high-quality device/app review videos, hands-on tutorial videos and screen(video)shots will be now very easy to create!

(4) Will work on 512 MB RAM

(5) you can speak "Ok Google" from Home Screen and read/write sms/email, play song/video, set reminders etc (Complete Touchless)

Some Advice For You !! Who Want To Become Hacker

1) Never trust sites that ask
you for money in return of
Hacking Softwares or who
claim to Hack Email Id’s in
return of money. All such
things are Scam . Nothing Works.
2) There is NO DIRECT
SOFTWARE to Hack Facebook ,
Google , Yahoo or any other
big website. All the softwares
that claim to do so are scam.
They are just meant to take your money and in worse
cases, those softwares have
trojans or keyloggers in them.
As a result your account gets
hacked trying to hack others.
3) NEVER EVER use the
keyloggers or trojans you find
as freeware on internet.
Hackers are not fools. They
compile keyloggers and
trojans almost with any such software and when you
install
them , you are already hacked
before even trying to hack
others.
4) You are never going to be a
good hacker without the
knowledge of programming
and scripting languages. When
you are going to use only
ready made softwares and would depend on them for
hacking anything then your
functionality would be limited
upto the functionality of the
software. When you are not
going to use your brain , just doing the copy paste thing,
then how can you even think
of being a good hacker.
5) If you are a good Hacker,
you already become a good
programmer , a good script
writer , a good web developer
and an excellent security
expert. Well any good Hacker will/should have good
knowledge of various aspects
and programming languages.
to do XSS (Cross Site
Scripting ) , PHP INJECTION , SQL
INJECTION , PHISHING , FOOTPRINTING etc… you will
have to be good at
programing and scripting. And
when you know the Various
loop holes , vulnerabilities and
security tips, you already become a Computer Security
Expert. So Never Ever Under estimate
the term Hacker. A Hacker Is
Not a person who just hacks
email id’s or servers but a True
Hacker is a Computer Genius
who the knowledge of computers more than anyone.

TOP TEN WEBSITES with their LAUNCH YEAR :-

* Google : Sept 4, 1998
* Facebook : Feb 4, 2004
* YouTube : Feb 14, 2005
* Yahoo ! : March 1994
* Baidu : Jan 1, 2000
* Wikipedia : Jan 15, 2001
* Windows Live : Nov 1, 2005
* Amazon.com : 1994
* Tencent QQ : February 1999
* Twitter : March 21, 2006

Top 8 Countries With World’s Fastest Internet!

1. Hong Kong – 65.1Mbps
2. South Korea – 53.5Mbps
3. Japan – 48.8Mbps
4. Romania – 47.5Mbps
5. Singapore – 45.6Mbps
6. Latvia – 44.6Mbps
7. Switzerland – 41.4Mbps
8. Israel – 40.1. Mbps

Any one knows the Hanuman chalisa?In Hanuman Chalisa

                                                
Any one knows the Hanuman chalisa?In Hanuman Chalisa,
it is said :
"Yug sahastra yojan per Bhanu!
Leelyo taahi madhur phal janu!!
1 Yug = 12000 years
1 Sahastra = 1000
1 Yojan = 8 Miles
Yug x Sahastra x Yojan = par Bhanu
12000 x 1000 x 8 miles = 96000000 miles
1 mile = 1.6kms
96000000 miles = 96000000 x 1.6kms =
1536000000 kms to Sun
NASA has said that, it is the exact distance between Earth
and Sun (Bhanu).
Which proves Hanuman ji did jump to Planet Sun, thinking
it as a sweet fruit (Madhu phal)..
It is really interesting how accurate and meaningful our
ancient scriptures are..Unfortunately barely it is
recognized, interpreted accurately or realized by any in
today's time...
This is a great information worth circulating and sharing
with one and all !! How wonderful hindu vedas

How To Resume Broken Links with IDM (Internet Download Manager) :

We all know Internet Download Manager (IDM) is the most
powerful and popular downloader.But how you feel when
you have already downloaded a large part of a big file (say
60% to 99%) and IDM says…..ERROR-link broken..can’t
resume etc…although it was a resumeable download link?
Definitelyyou feel like throwing your system.Same was the
case with me but I’ve discovered a trick to resume broken
IDM downloads.
Though sometime IDM says ‘ERROR-link broken..can’t
resume’ etc. for a resumable link you can easily resume
your broken downloads(condition: file should be available
in the site form where you started your download/file
hosting server/mirrors) with this simple and effective
trick.Just follow the following steps.
Steps:
1.Double click the download name in main IDM window
that shows ERROR to resume.
2.Click the http link of file (highlighted in blue colour)
3.Download link will open in the browser and a window
appears just after that.
4.Click ‘OK’ to resume.Most probably the download will
resume.
If it still doesn’t resume then continue with following
steps-
5.Open the website/mirror site of the same file that you
were downloading.
6.Start a new download of the same file again which was
showing ERROR from website/mirror site).
7.After download starts-pause it.Double click new
download’s name.
8.Copy the address from ‘Address’ box of new download
(shown with blue colour).
9.Paste the copied address to old download’s similar
‘Address’ box and press ‘OK’.
10.Now from main IDM download window select the old
download that was showing ERROR and click on resume.
Now after the 10th step I expect a big smile on your
face.Yes…..thatold file which was not resuming is now
again downloading with full speed)
I hope u really happy

Max RAM Amount that Your Operating

System Supports:
Windows 8 64 bit Enterprise,
Professional : 512 GB
Windows 8 64 bit :128 GB
Windows 8 32 bit : 4 GB
Windows 7 64 bit Ultimate, Enterprise
& Professional :192 GB
Windows 7 64 bit Home Premium:16
GB
Windows 7 64 bit Home Basic : 8 GB
Windows 7 32 bit (all editions except
Starter) :4 GB
Windows 7 32 bit Starter :: 2 GB
Windows Vista 64 bit Ultimate,
Enterprise & Business: 128 GB
Windows Vista 64 bit Home
Premium:16 GB
Windows Vista 64 bit Home Basic : 8
GB
Windows Vista 32 bit (all editions
except Starter) : 4 GB
Windows 7 32 bit Starter :1 GB
Windows XP 64 bit : 128 GB
Windows XP 32 bit : 4 GB
Mac OS X 64 bit :96 GB
Linux 64 bit :1 TB
Linux 32 bit ::4 GB Linux 32 bit (with
PAE) :64 GB
So what's about your OS..?

Here some common PC errors and the solutions for them... Do have a look...................!!

1. MONITOR LED IS BLINKING
Check all the connections like Monitor Cable, Data
cables,RAM, Display Card , CPU connections.
2. CONTINUOS THREE BEEPS
Problem in RAM Connection.
3. THREE BEEPS ( 1 Long 2 Short)
Problem in Display Card Connection
4. THREE LONG BEEPS PERIOD WISE
Problem in BIOS or RAM (Basic Input Output System)
5. CONTINUOS NON-STOP BEEPING
Key Board Problem (I.e.; Some Key is pressed for
Longer time)
6. FDD LED IS GLOWING CONTINUOSLY
Data cable to be connected properly (twisted cable).
7. NO DISPLAY ON THE SCREEN AT ALL
Hard Disk cable connected wrongly. Connect rightly
seeing the Red mark (Faces power supply) and then
Restart.
8. POWER LED IS OFF
a. Check main power cord
b. Check S.M.P.S.
c. Check Mother Board connection
9. SHOWING CMOS ERROR
Replace 3 Volt battery of Mother Board . Set Original
Settings Manually.(Refer CMOS Setup chart)
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10. SHOWING FDD ERROR OR FLOPPY DRIVE IS NOT
WORKING PROPERLY
Check Power cord of FDD , Data Cables , set CMOS &
Finally the Check drive.
11. SHOWING HDD ERROR OR HARD DISK FAILURE
a. Check Power Cord
b. Check connection of HDD
c. Check Data cable
d. Check Hard Disk parameters in CMOS or Auto
detecting Setting Partitions by Fdisk Command, then
format it to set track 0.
12. MOTHER BOARD HANGS DUE TO UNSTABILIZED
POWER SUPPLY
a. Check S.M.P.S
b. RAM not functioning properly.
c. Software problem (due to using pirated software)
d. CPU fan not functioning properly.
13. DANCING SCREEN
a. Check Display card connection
b. Virus Problem
c. Video Memory Problem
14. SHAKING SCREEN
a. Earthing problem
b. Magnetic waves comes around.
15. CPU CABINET SHOCK
a. Check Earthing
b. Check main power cord.
16. NON-SYSTEM DISK ERROR
a. Floppy Drive having different disk (Non-Bootable
Disk) OR CMOS Parameters for Hard Disk may not be
set properly.
b. Hard Disk Partitions may not be created.
c. Hard Disk may not be formatted.
17. MISSING OPERATING SYSTEM
The System files missing namely Ie; command.com} -
User File IO.SYS & MS_DOS.SYS } - Hidden Files. These
above three files required for Start up of the system
that can be transferred by using SYS C: Command OR
While the time of formatting by using Format c:/u/s
18. MISSING COMMAND INTERPRETOR
May the file Command.com is corrupted OR Infected
by Virus OR Some one has Erased it.
19. SHOWING I/O ERROR
a. The type of Hard Disk in CMOS may not be set
properly.
b. Operating system used for formatting is not valid
20. SHOWING DIVIDE OVER- FLOW MESSAGE
a. May some Directories or Files crash with other files.
b. Use CHKDSK/F or SCANDISK Command to correct it.
21. HARD DISK MAKING NOISE WHILE PROCESSING
a. Unstabilized power supply.
b. Check for Loose Contact.
c. Do not use Y Connectors for Hard Disk.
d. It may create Bad Sector OR Weak Hard Disk.
22. HARD DISK HANGS WHILE PROCESSING
Check for Bad Sector by using CHKDSK or SCANDISK
Command. If found format the Hard Disk and set
Partition before that area.(This is the only procedure
to use Hard Disk with Bad Sector) OR (To avoid Bad
Sectors use Standard Power Supply)
23. HARD DISK NOT DETECTED
a. Check Power Connector
b. Check Data Cables
c. Check Jumpers
24. PARTITION NOT SHOWN
Operating System where the Hard Disk formatted is
not supported with present Mother Board. For Eg:
Hard Disk formatted with Pentium System will hide
their partitions for 486 System.
25. MMX/DLL FILE MISSING
May the above files may be corrupted due to power
failure or Virus. Make available above files from other
Computer. OR Reinstall Windows 98 Operating
System. (This procedure will not make any effect on
existing Data).
26. WINDOWS REGISTRY ERROR
This will happen due to sudden ON/OFF of the
system. Final solution is to Reinstall Operating System.
27. DISPLAY COLOUR DOES NOT MATCH
a. Configure Display Card properly with their CD.
b. The Standard setting for Windows is set it to
800x600 for better performance.
28. UNKNOWN DEVICE FOUND
May the Driver utility is not provided with operating
system . Insert Driver CD and install software for the
above Device...

Computer Vs Hindi Films

1) Pentium III & Pentium I - Bade miyan Chhote miyan.

2) Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hitha.

3) Hard disk and Floppy disk - Gharwaali Baharwaali.

4)F1 - Guide.

5) Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.

6) Ctrl Alt Del - AkhriRastaa.

7) CrtlC CtrlV - Duplicate.

8)Undo - Aa ab lautchale.

9) Super User Password - Gupt.

10) BackUp - Jaagteraho.

11) UPS - Janta Hawaldar.

12) Server -Godfather.

13) Proxy Server - Padosan.

14) Security -Nakabandi.

15) Storage - Tehkhana.

16) Storage capacity -Badhti ka naam gadi

17) Computer without RAM - KoraKagaz.

18) Computer whose OS is DOS - Buddha mil gaya.

19)System which frequently requires bootable disk - Sharabi.

20) DumbTerminal - Anari.

21) Mouse - Jaanwar.

22) Hard Disk partition- Batwara.

23) Hardware & Software - Ek duje ke liye.

24)Temporary file - Khote Sikkey.

An engineer went to police station for filing report for his missing wife:

Engineer : I lost my wife ,she went for shopping and still not reached home yet
Inspector : What is her height ?
Engineer : I never noticed
Inspector : Slim or healthy ?.
Engineer : Not slim can be healthy
Inspector : Colour of eyes ?
Engineer : Never noticed
Inspector : Colour of hair ?
Engineer : Changes according to season
Inspector : What was she wearing?
Engineer : Jeans/suit/ I don’t remember exactly
Inspector : Was she going in a car???
Engineer : yes
Inspector : tell me the number,name and color of the car ?

Engineer : black audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.
And
it has full LED headlights,which use light emitting diodes for all light functionsand has a very thin scratch on the front left door ….and
then the engineer started crying….. . . . .

Inspector: Don't worry sir,We will find your car...

Did U Know? Facts about computers and IT Field.

1.A byte means 8 bits and a
nibblemeans 4 bits.
2.First harddisk available was of
5MB
3.Ethernet is the registered
trademark 0f Xerox.
4.google uses over 10000
network computers to crawl the
web
5.Google can be queried in 26
languages
6.The floopy disk was patented
byallen shugart in 1946.
7.More than 80% of web pages
are in english.
8. 88% percent web pages have
very low traffic rate.
9. An average american is
dependent on 250 computers.
10.Internet is most fastest
growing platform for
advertisement.
11.About one third of CDs are
pirated
12.About 76% softwares used in
india are pirated.
13.Only 10% of the webpages
areused by the search engines
14."I am feeling Lucky" This
button is used by negligibal no of
people on net.
15.Bill gates&Paul Allen started a
company called Traf-O-Data to
monitor traffic flow.
16.The four largest software
makers in the world are:
(a) Microsoft
(b) Adobe
(c) Sap
(d) Computer Associates.
17.Top Ten Supercomputers of
Today's Generation Arranged
according to the speed:
1. Bluegene/ L DD2 Beta-system
(IBM).
2. Columbia (NASA).
3. Earth Simulator (NEC).
4. MareNostrum(Bar celona
Supercomputer Center).
5. Thunder (Lawrence Livermore
National Laboratory).
6. ASCI Q(Los Alamos National
Laboratory).
7. System X(Virgina Tech).
8. Blugene/L DD1 Prototype(IBM).
9. eServer pSeries 655 cluster
(Naval Oceanographic Office).
10. Tungsten(National Center For
Supercomputing Applications).
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